Offspring, Nina and fanciful love...

Hello scrumptious people,

I’m just coming down off the natural love soaked high that is Offspring.  As I come crashing back to earth I ponder two thoughts…

1. Is Nina leading us to a lonely life of unfulfilling relationships? and
2. Is Patrick & Chris setting the imaginary, yet fanciful bar so high that it is completely out of reach for what decent, uncomplicated and single men there are left out there?

Over the last couple of weeks I’ve been in turmoil, Patrick or Chris?  I understand her longing for Chris but, Patrick is just so Nina!  They are both so totally babalicious scrumptiousness though….scrumptious eye candy!

See, the issue I’m having is that for me, I know exactly what I want and I wont ‘settle’ for anything less.  I’m bloody amazing and I deserve amazing love and a sexy and amazing man falling desperately in love with me…just one!  To be perfectly honest, right now I'd be happy for a heated argument with the postman about the late delivery of my Frankie Magazine, at least there would be some sort of heat and action going on with the male species!!!

I can’t help but wonder, have I set my own bar too high? Or, have television, movies and the usual tabloid bollocks brainwashed us into thinking that TV/movie love is actually real ‘normal’ love?  I mean, looking back as far as I can remember (Little House on the Prairie) the men are all so scrumptious and amazing, and then came McDreamy, McSteamy and all the others…

Hang on, I’m starting to see a pattern, they’re all doctors!  Maybe I need to go fake an illness…

Well, on that note I’m going to bed to dream about all of these scrumptious men fighting and falling for me.  Then I’ll wake up!

Until next time scrumptious people!

xx